|
Post by bloominglife on Jun 11, 2003 2:19:51 GMT -5
yeah the wicked bitch from the west, PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
Post by Evanescence Freak on Jun 11, 2003 4:14:57 GMT -5
Oh no you didnt!!!!!!!!!!!! Wanna go mofo J/K
|
|
|
Post by bloominglife on Jun 11, 2003 4:32:51 GMT -5
you have to admit though she gets pissy a lot
|
|
|
Post by bloominglife on Jun 11, 2003 4:33:12 GMT -5
Oh no you didnt!!!!!!!!!!!! Wanna go mofo J/K im sorry
|
|
|
Post by Evanescence Freak on Jun 11, 2003 12:00:54 GMT -5
Nah, I was j/K She knows she can be a lil stuck up snotty brat. But I still love her. Its all good in the hood. She did get you good that one time!
|
|
|
Post by bloominglife on Jun 11, 2003 12:50:53 GMT -5
i know
|
|
|
Post by bloominglife on Jun 12, 2003 0:37:56 GMT -5
This man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get" condoms. So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, then picked up the store intercom and said "One box of large condoms to register 10." The next man in line thought this was interesting and, like most of us, up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the store intercom and said, "One box of medium sized condoms to register 10." A few customers back was this teen-aged boy. He thought what he had witnessed was way too kewl. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got up to the register, he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size, and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said, "Clean up at register 10!"
|
|
|
Post by Teh Mon on Jun 12, 2003 3:07:48 GMT -5
LMAO!!! OMG!!!
|
|
|
Post by bloominglife on Jun 12, 2003 4:47:28 GMT -5
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Blonde: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because", he replied, "that's a microwave."
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
|
|
|
Post by Teh Mon on Jun 12, 2003 11:30:01 GMT -5
LOL...I love blonde jokes!
|
|
|
Post by Evanescence Freak on Jun 12, 2003 15:01:42 GMT -5
I love blonde jokes but I like the first one about the condoms first! You should try that christine.
|
|
|
Post by bloominglife on Jun 12, 2003 15:16:25 GMT -5
it will be hard cause i dont have a dick
|
|
|
Post by Evanescence Freak on Jun 12, 2003 15:50:23 GMT -5
I sure hope not!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
Post by Evanescence Freak on Jun 12, 2003 15:51:02 GMT -5
You best not be hiding anything from me, hmmm Heheheh
|
|
|
Post by bloominglife on Jun 12, 2003 16:31:44 GMT -5
A couple of women were playing golf on a sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside.
After a short massage she asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
|
|